10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.