10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"