10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is for loners.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim