10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.