10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Fold and live to fold again
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You have to piss with the dick you have