10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."