10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon