10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss