10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
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