10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'