10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is for loners.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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