10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson