10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob