10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.