10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05