10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs