10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.