10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger