10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim