10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.