10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike