10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer