10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for loners.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson