10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."