10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for loners.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."