10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003