10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz