10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.