10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion