10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• in the poker game of life women are the rake