10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!