10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes