10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for loners.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die