10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen