10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.