10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.