10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."