10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!