10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "No river, no fish."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword