10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Welcome to kicker school
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.