10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester