10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine