10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.