10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth