10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com