10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.