10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Welcome to kicker school
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --