10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow