10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "No river, no fish."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear