10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs